"Text makes a satisfying `thud' when dropped on the floor."

"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."

"Textbook is confusing...Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."

"Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awakened in another?  That's the way  I felt all term."

"Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material."

"Recitation was great.  It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing--It's a great stress reliever."

"I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels.  They've  got a cool nest in the tree."

"This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

"The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."

"TA steadily improved throughout the course...I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up."

"Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose--spraying in all directions--no way to stop it."